Category Archives: The Valois Dynasty

The French renaissance was a lot like today, but without the comforts. It was a time of extreme violence, economic disparity, bigotry, religious wars, pandemics, fanaticism and, surprisingly, a flowering in the arts. The parallels to the world today are dismaying and surprising.
The Valois family dynasty ruled France during this turmoil. Ambitious, greedy, ruthless, sensuous, sickly and arrogant, the Valois personified their times. Their dynasty weakened over time with each successive generation, becoming more and more divisive, decadent and distant from their subjects. The last Valois, Henry III, was a cross dressing( to me a plus!), murderous fanatic who was stabbed to death by a mad monk.

Louis XII( 1462-1515) The Father of the People

A successful administrator and reformer. He had three wives but no children. In his gouty old age he died trying to get his last wife pregnant.

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Anne of Britanny( 1477-1514) The Wealthy

Anne was the richest woman in Europe, she married Charles VIII and Louis XII. She ran the country for them both. She bore 14 children. Only three survived.

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Charles VIII( 1470-1498) The Affable

One of the most foolish and incompetent monarchs of France. He wanted to conquer Italy. He failed miserably and bankrupted his kingdom. He died after a tennis game when he hit his head on a stone doorway lintel.

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Louis XI( 1423-1483) The Universal Spider

Secretive, cunning, ruthless and superstitious, Louis XI worked the strings of governments like a harp. He loved plotting conspiracies.

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Joan of Arc( 1412-1431) the Warrior Saint

Not a member of the Valois family, but she had a profound influence in their story. She saved the reign of Charles VII and he betrayed her. Joan had visions and heard voices to save France. She was divinely inspired … Continue reading

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Charles VII( 1403-1461) The Victorious

Best known for being uncrowned and hopeless until his reign and kingdom were saved through the miracle of Joan of Arc and her unswerving dedication to him and her visions. Burned at the stake by the English, the self-serving Charles … Continue reading

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Charles V ( 1338-1380) The Wise

Secretive, thin, ill proportioned, intelligent, taciturn and riddled with gout, Charles won back much of territorial France. He was the first of the great Valois builders( the Louvre and Bastille He is credited with starting the National Library of France.

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John II ( 1319-1364) The Good

He was taken captive by the Black Prince and held for ransom in England. He negotiated a return to France. Whether a foolish or simply stupidity, John returned to English captivity and died while captive.

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Philip VI( 1293-1350) The Fortunate

Not so fortunate. The 100 Years War began with Philip. The most devastating defeat happened in the Battle of Crécy. Before the battle was joined a storm ravaged the battlefield followed by a huge swlrling flock of panicked crows. Not … Continue reading

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